Through Charlie's eyes

Scene: Standing in line in Subway

Charlie: Excuse me lady, What is that thing on your face?

Lady: It's an eyebrow ring. Isn't it pretty.

Charlie: No.

(Do you think I can remind her of this later in life?)

Scene: Bathroom at Mc Donald's (they have some of the cleaner bathrooms when you are on the road)

Charlie: Hey mom, I farted again.

Me: Charlie remember that it is not polite to talk about your farts in public.

Charlie: Oh, yeah I forgot. But remember we ate beans yesterday mom so now we are all a farting family.

Really, why do I even try with the manners. Some of the things that come out of her mouth I just don't know what to say.